how to get out of a bad date ....

Ever been there?

1. the best line is "it's not you it's me" they usually laugh but then get concerned about what that might mean (this is your out)
2. text at dinner.
3. snort when you laugh
4. go to the bathroom a ridiculous amount
5. tell them you still see your ex and he or she is "just a friend" (everyone thinks of that song and gets the hidden message. works everytime, hands down.
6. this one works every single time as well " i am not in a place where i can make any commitmients at this point in time. "
7. wear a helmet on the date.
8. causally mention that you already bought a wedding dress.
9. order whiskey on the rocks
10. fist pump at the table when a good song comes on.